all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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