Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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