I want to walk on stilts...naked
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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