I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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