i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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