their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
okay pat passed out under dana's car
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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