I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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