Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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