i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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