Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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