This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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