I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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