Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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