We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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