her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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