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(803): View more from South Carolina

her facebook's as public as her vagina

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?

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(518): View more from New York

i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?

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(509): View more from Washington

I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok

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(613): View more from Ontario

Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.

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(913): View more from Kansas

In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"

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