I showed him my bush... on skype.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.