im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Is Oprah even human
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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