i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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