this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She bit a glass in half.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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