I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
