He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
even my farts smell like vagina
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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