You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
What did we do last night that was yellow?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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