if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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