Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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