I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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