i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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