I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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