And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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