I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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