Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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