i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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