Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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