I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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