I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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