About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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