I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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