we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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