I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
