how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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