ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
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Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
The adults are the big ones right?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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