I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize