I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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