i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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