I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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