Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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