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(703): View more from Virginia

when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover

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(703): when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover http://tfl.nu/rhz0

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(705): View more from Ontario

never. drinking. again.

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lets not get ahead of ourselves.

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(705): never. drinking. again. (1-705): lets not get ahead of ourselves. http://tfl.nu/le2c

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(270): View more from Kentucky

possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.

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I'm rooting for #1.

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(270): possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th. (618): I'm rooting for #1. http://tfl.nu/ip6m

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(309): View more from Illinois

It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.

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(309): It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise. http://tfl.nu/xykk

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(563): View more from Iowa

last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.

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(563): last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers. http://tfl.nu/6ciq

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(509): View more from Washington

idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.

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(509): idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow. http://tfl.nu/e8dm

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..

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that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.

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(330): I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce.. (1-330): that's the most romantic thing you've ever said. http://tfl.nu/mwxm

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(360): View more from Washington

Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.

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(360): Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats. http://tfl.nu/2ns1

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(636): View more from Missouri

A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week

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(636): A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week http://tfl.nu/594f

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(636): View more from Missouri

I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.

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(636): I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair. http://tfl.nu/7cwm

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(713): View more from Texas

She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.

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(713): She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided. http://tfl.nu/l32x

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?

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(+44): Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry? http://tfl.nu/1i64

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(609): View more from New Jersey

17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.

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(609): 17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me. http://tfl.nu/mvi8

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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.

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(720): Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober. http://tfl.nu/9fj5

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I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.

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(270): I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night. http://tfl.nu/0bdl

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