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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me

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  that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.

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• (310): View more from California

  This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.

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  No one shows this much boob at breakfast

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• (518): View more from New York

  idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.

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• (916): View more from California

  No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.

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• (916): View more from California

  Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?

  (480): View more from Arizona

  I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  $1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I think drunk me is trying to kill me.

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