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• (301): View more from Maryland

  : I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.

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  but u need boobs to get one in the first place.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.

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• (858): View more from California

  currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks

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• (518): View more from New York

  However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.

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