Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
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