but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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