The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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