"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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