Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
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Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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