why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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