She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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