Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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