this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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