I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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