If i come over, it means nothing
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
