Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Im part way to drunk.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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