They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
