Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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