Someone shit on the floor
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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